joke: a farmer's rooster is getting old, so the farmer goes off and
buys a new handsome one. The old rooster says to the new one, "bet ya
can't catch me". The new rooster says "hell yea I can" and he chases
after the other one. The farmer sees this, shoots the new rooster and
takes him back to the dude he bought it from. He says to him
"Goddammit! You gave me another gay cock!"

Funny times man...

I got bored a while ago and found my old wushu sneakers. I got so bored
Im using them for my halloween costume and I sprayed them red and
currently applying hundreds of tiny little plastic gems on them. Time
consuming but fun and pretty.

Concert Day!!! Gaaaahhhhhh!!!!! But after that, I stay up late and download songs onto my new child, my Ipod. heh heh heh... I think my english teacher liked my paper, I used so many les mis references it should have been illegal. Now I can't look at the colors red and black without going RED!!! THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!!! BLACK!!! THE DARK OF AGES PAST!!!! and so on and so on...

english paper to type up tonight. Hopefully my english teacher doesn't
have a hernia since my paper is introduced by the dockwhores from Les
Miz...

Lovely ladies, going for a song,
 Got a lot of callers but they never stay for long...

Today's my Birthday!!! Yay!! And we have no school on friday, plenty o time to update my xanga... And I found an excellent picture of the lovely dockside whores. Whoo! God love them.

lizzie's party was a blast. lots of fun. Pictures coming soon. That is
my explanation on why I seem so stooned at Lion dance tomorrow.

the new music on my xanga playing right now is the cell block tango from chicago. Dang, its catchy...

here's some more that i made just now

i got bored so I made avatars for my Chaoji account,
feel free to use them if you wish for your own accounts, just give me credit

And my personal favorite, which expresse my mood so much of the time...

Funny, no? More avatars on the way

funny ad for self tanners.