October 23, 2005

  • joke: a farmer's rooster is getting old, so the farmer goes off and
    buys a new handsome one. The old rooster says to the new one, "bet ya
    can't catch me". The new rooster says "hell yea I can" and he chases
    after the other one. The farmer sees this, shoots the new rooster and
    takes him back to the dude he bought it from. He says to him
    "Goddammit! You gave me another gay cock!"

    Funny times man...